A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her.
Suddenly, she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of its socket towards the man. With his quick reflexes, he caught it in mid-air.
"Oh my god, I am sooooo sorry," the woman said as she popped her eye back into the socket. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you."
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards, the woman invited him back to her place for a drink.
They went back to her house and, after a bit, she brought him into the bedroom and began kissing him. The couple made wild, passionate love many times during the night.
The next morning, when he awoke, she had already gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed.
The guy was amazed. "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replied, "You just happened to catch my eye."